Oral With a Horse

To give oral to a horse you most definitely need to practice on a butternut squash, its bigger than a horses dong. But its better to be bigger than smaller. Now youll have to prepare to take the thrust of the horse, it has a pretty hard thrust. If you are not careful it will break your spine. Do not drug the horse, as it may faint and fall, if this does happen youll die with a horse's penis in your mouth it is not very comfortable, and if your discovered. Well lets say it'll be very embarrassing, :)

Are horses better than humans at general sex?

When you first start with the subject, you need to make sure the horse is calm. There's nothing worse than an angy horse getting bummed. So use some sort of seditive, such as tranquiliser, you get this from any good drug dealer, for easy penetration. Once your inside you'll notice that the horse's anus, is quite smooth and moist to the touch. Now feel free to enjoy this feeling as human anus's dont have this silky smooth feeling, trust me I've tried. Now you'll have about five hours before the horse wakes up, so get the most out of it. I've found that using cooking oil to lube up is one of the best and one of the cheapest lube to use, you can get this from any good supermarket.

Remember kids always use a condom!